|Cooks Can Be Deceiving|
|Season 2, Episode 22|
|Air date||April 09, 2012|
|Written by||Donald Beck|
|Directed by||Victor Gonzalez|
"Make Dirt, Not War"
"The Evil King"
Cooks Can Be Deceiving is the twenty-second episode of Season 2.
The head chef quits when the kings insist that he prepare them a steak cake, a new creation they saw on TV prepared by famed celebrity chef Spatula Jones. With the 30 foot ogre about to wake up from his ten year sleep, Boomer and Brady fly in the famous chef to help them. But when Jones turns out to be a fraud with no real culinary skills, the kings must scramble to cook the special goulash, before the ogre wakes up.
Boomer and Brady are watching their favorite show, "Spatula Jones" and are hungry for steak cakes (a cupcake stuffed in steak). The chef says no. He is preparing goulash for an ogre who's waking up from his 10 year sleep. The chef quits after arguing with the kings.
The next day, Mikayla tells them that the ogre gets angry when he doesn't get the goulash. Lanny explains that the ogre almost ate him when he was young. The kings ask Spatula Jones for help. Brady plays with him and hears the ogre's stomach growling. Spatula orders everyone out of the kitchen since he's an artist.
An hour later, Boomer goes into the kitchen and finds an empty pot. Spatula says he doesn't know how to cook and the director hired him because of his name and face. Boomer decides to tell everyone but is stopped by Spatula.
The ogre arrives and Brady goes to get the goulash. Brady gets the empty pot. The ogre becomes very mad. Spatula, disguised as Lanny is taken by the ogre. Mikayla gives the kings all the ingredients to make the goulash. Before Brady can leave, Boomer cheers up and starts with dynamite which burns their clothes. They give the goulash to the ogre and they get Spatula back. The ogre eats the goulash and gets sick. Mikayla orders the guards to send the ogre to a neighboring island and Spatula is taken away after saying Lanny is evil.
The kings apologize to the chef, who's leaving to play professinal basketball. As they laugh, Boomer says "Who does he think he is, Dwight Howard?"
Head Chef: I'm too busy cooking for the Ogre.
Boomer: Look, cook for your family on your own time... It just came out, I think I've got a death wish.
Boomer: And I'll have the red velvet T-bone, Hold the attitude! What is wrong with me?!
Head Chef: Have you ever seen a hungry Ogre?
Boomer: That depends, when's the last time you ate?
Mikayla: What did you do with the goulash!!!!
Brady: You know when you make that squinty, judgy, snotty face... You're still hot.
Spatula Jones: I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna learn how to cook, and I'm never gonna lie again.
Brady: Wow Spatula, you know what man, that means a lot.
Spatula Jones: Just so you guys know, watch your backs, 'cause your cousin Lanny, is evil!
Brady: And the lies continue!
Boomer: Guards! Re-bag it, drag it, and get it out of here!
- This episode came first on Brazil
- This is the first episode to have Boomer mentioning the TV-Show. Second being a Season 3 Episode.