| Beach Party Maggot Massacre | |
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| Season 2, Episode 22 | |
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| Air date | March 26, 2012 |
| Written by | Lisa Muse Bryant |
| Directed by | Sean Mulcahy |
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Beach Party Maggot Massacre is the twenty second episode of Season 2.
Summary[]
When an advance copy of their high school yearbook arrives, the kings realize they are going to be remembered back in Chicago for throwing the worst party ever. To repair their reputation, Boomer and Brady invite their entire high school class to Kinkow for an epic beach party, but disaster strikes when their classmates are hunted by a giant Kinkow Sand Maggot.
Plot[]
| Boomer and Brady invite their entire high school class to Kinkow for an epic beach party. They get a package from Filbert Dinclebir, The Yearbook Editor. They remember what happened during their Barf of July Fiesta when their dog Chewie got into extra spicy party mix. Chewie became spewy and he threw up right into a fan. The vomit went all over the place. One person was sick until everybody was sick. The story makes Mikayla sick.
Mason comes out and tells them that they can't have a party because he needs to chill. Mikayla tells him that she'll make sure they're small and get together. Mason agrees with that and he leaves. They bring their entire high school class to Kinkow with no dog, no party mix, and no puking. First of all, they'll impress Dinclebir with their party. They decide to have their party at Paradise Beach, as it's so far away Mason won't hear a thing. They decide to go and check out Paradise Beach. Meanwhile, Lanny comes out and decides to turn the sign around, so that the 'Paradise Beach' sign leads them to Danger Beach, where a giant Sand Maggot sleeps. Boomer and Brady come to the sign and they decide to go to Danger Beach (which they think is Paradise Beach). They come over and see that it does not look like Paradise Beach. He decides to make the place a perfect romantic setting. They see a sign labelled "QUIET, NOISE = DOOM". They think it means that Mason can hear them so they decide to find out if he can. The monster eats the sign after they leave. Meanwhile, back at The Castle, they welcome their entire high school class to their castle. Mikayla comes out and tells them to get the kids to the beach. They see Filbert Dinclebir at the party. He explains that at The Barf of July Fiesta, he was inside his bubble. Boomer and Brady ignored him and pretended not to hear what he said. The vomit then flied everywhere, and he saw everyone throwing up, causing him to throw up in his bubble. He remembers that being ditched by them was the worst moment of his life. Mikayla comes out and tells them that Mason is going to ruin their party because everybody is still in The Castle. Boomer grabs an air horn and blows it at the people until Mason hears it and yells. Mikayla tells them to go to Paradise Beach and they leave. Mikayla comes in and tells him that it was her stomach. Mason tells her if she's sick or if she's got the squatchies. He tries to make her feel better and she is right. It is the squatches. She tells him that she's feeling all better but Mason can't let her leave so he decides to get her some squashopectate. Meanwhile, at Danger Beach, Boomer and Brady's party is great. Pierce comes over and calls them "Booger and Lady". They tell him that it's their party on their island that they're the kings of. Lanny tells the man that he doesn't care what he plays as long as it's loud. Lanny comes over and tells them that the Kinkow Sand Maggot hates because he's gonna attack them. He hears him and runs away. They decide to do something because they thought 'Bubblebird' was not filling. They decide to yell at him and he dances along with the song. Mikayla comes over and tells them that the beach is Danger Beach, not Paradise Beach. They can't hear her so she yells. Someone's stuff falls underground and Boomer, Brady, and Mikayla look down at it. The maggot heads for Pierce and he falls underground while the other people don't notice. Boomer yells at Mikayla to shut off waters. Brady knows that he is going to miss him and tells Mikayla what happened to Pierce. Mikayla tells him that it was a giant Sand Maggot. Brady thinks it's going to eat him, so Boomer yells at the giant Sand Maggot, telling it to run for it's life. Mikayla tells him not to cause a panic so they shut off the music and get the kids out of there quietly. Then, a lady falls underground and Brady yells. Back at The Castle, Lanny tells the maggot to eat the kings. Mason looks into the telescope and he sees that the kings are having a party and asks him why it's on Danger Beach. Lanny says that he doesn't know. Mason decides to go down there and ask the kings why all the people are on Danger Beach. At Danger Beach, Mikayla shuts off the music and the crowd of people stare at them. Mason arrives and asks them why all the people are at Danger Beach. He asks if anyone has been hurt. Brady tells Mason that a pretty women and an annoying jock were snatched underground. Mason then falls underground. Brady tells Mikayla that he is okay and he loved him like a father too. Filbert decides to videotape the giant Sand Maggot. The Sand Maggot comes up. Filbert is eaten by the Sand Maggot. Mikayla, Boomer, Brady and their entire high school class run back to The Castle. Boomer, Brady and Mikayla save Filbert, Mason, Pierce, and the pretty women. Boomer and Brady remember what happened at camp when their canoe tipped over. The bubble saved them. Mikayla says that it's a good thing that the maggots don't chew. Boomer and Brady remembered what happened to Chewie. They tell Mason to protect the kids as he and Boomer find a way of getting Filbert back. At Danger Beach, Boomer remembers which direction the maggot went in, so he told Brady to go out with the bate and he brings out the noise with his 'Boomer box'. Brady asks Boomer why he's the sucker feeding the giant maggot. He tells the maggot about teen extra spicy. The maggot then eats Brady and the bate as Boomer runs over there with the speakers. The maggot comes back to eat him. It stops for a second and throws up. Filbert and Brady fall out of the giant maggot and Brady says that he got eaten by the giant Sand Maggot just to save him. At The Castle, their entire high school classmates are there to welcome them back to the castle as Lanny tells them that there must be a terrible way to go when being alive. Boomer, Brady, and Filbert come back. Pierce decides to call them "King Booger and King Lady". |
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
Recurring Cast[]
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Guest Cast[]
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Quotes[]
Brady: ˝Well, fiesta means party in spanish.˝
Boomer: ˝And barf is another word for vomit. Maybe we should start from the beginning.˝
Brady: ˝Beach party!˝
Mikayla: ˝This isn't Paradise Beach. It's Danger Beach.˝
Boomer: ˝Come on, it's not that bad.˝
Mason: ˝Y'all just had to have a party."
Brady: "Whoo! I though you were going to say it's gonna eat him."
Mikayla: "Let me finish. It's going to eat him. Just not for a couple of hours. That cocoon's like a tenderizer."
Lanny: "Oh, I'll make sure it's a killer party."
Videos[]
Pair of Kings Beach Party Maggot Massacre Promo
Promo
HQ Pair of Kings - The Barf of July Fiesta Clip (Pair of Kings Beach Party Maggot Massacre)
Clip
HQ Pair of Kings - Cast Dancing (Pair of Kings Beach Party Maggot Massacre)
Cast Dancing
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Running gag: Boomer keeps saying 'Squatch-adote'
- Boomer wears one of Joey Rooney's kitten shirts.
See Also[]