The Stately Islander is a resident of Kinkow. He is known for spitting on Kinkow kings as a part of their coronations.
He spat on Boomer and Brady as a part of their coronation. He was sent into panic when the new kings destroyed Giki-Kiki's ruby and Mount Spew began to erupt. After the island was saved, he chanted 'long live the kings' with the rest of the island. (Return of the Kings)